Silicon Valley Has Hit Peak Lameness

Hey Bros of Virool, I know you think it’s cool that your launch party is being written up in TechCrunch.?But seriously, half-naked girls in silver mono-kinis dancing in front of floating arithmetic, fractions and percentage signs? Why would women want to work for this company? When did Silicon Valley become so thin on actual technology that startups had to have ?nerd? or ?science?-themed parties to have cred? You’re YC-backed for chissake. How much of your $6 million round went into hiring contortionists? What would Jessica Livingston think? ? P.S. In case anyone thinks Jack McKenna doesn’t know how to party, Jack McKenna thought of this post while dancing in a “rave cave” at 11 a.m. on Sunday. Because Jack McKenna rolls all weekend long. Sans fake hand and tentacle fingers.

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